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June 22, 2013

CP 01

Microsoft stated many things that made their fanbase unhappy, like the Always On Kinect, Required Internet access in order to function, no game sharing, no disks, etc. etc.

But, fairly recently, Microsoft went back and corrected their mistake. All of those features are now not included with the Xbox One anymore, which is more or less better. The ruse i'm talking about, now here is where it takes place. This happens in marketing all the time.

> company makes product
> lots of hype
> makes it shitty
> even more hype from all of the butthurt fans
> all the positive negative hype fuels the product and makes it more known
> tfw all the bitching is actually making them thrive more and more

Again, i'm on no ones side, i'm just pointing out that all of these countless threads and comments on countless websites are actually gaining Xbox One more hype and fame. Its a painfully smart ruse, and marketing scheme.

you're not even worth my shift key. that's how little i think of you.

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Have you ever been to Indyike tna shows where dudes showing up in all Cena gear get singled out? I've seen it a few times. Most of the time it's sad and pathetic but at times I can't help but laugh.

RoH- This dude gets mercilessly booed and mocked by the whole arena as he gets to his seat in the box. Shortly after his gf comes and kisses him at which point the crowd starts to boo her. Crowd chants "show your t***" and "she's not hot". (she was kinda good looking & the crowd consisted of dudes who couldn't get better) Eventually a dude in our section goes over to confront him for some reason. I'm thinking a fight will break out any second but didn't when Cena marks boy backs him up. My section was decent enough to boo the wannabe badass loser when he went back to sit down..

Another roh-dude starts "lets go Cena" chant as a joke. Crowd boos. Then I noticed they got even more hostile for some reason. I look over and a dude in all Cena gear is absolutely livid-yelling and cursing at everyone. Crowd chants "your a virgin" and "jump" (he was on the upper level) .

Local Indy show-this one was just shameful. It was the weekend of Halloween and they announced a costume contest. It was raining so only kids showed up in costumes so the contest revolved around them. Little 5 yo kid was in a Cena shirt and hat and got booed. Kid didnt seem to care thou he was waving his arms in the air all happy like. The announcer (Larry legend) had his back and he at least won one of the prizes.

June 18, 2013

Snakes Cancer: Summerfag Chemo

Alright faggots. If you want to stop this music then you're the cancer Old Snake was talking about in MGS4. Face it, you are the unstoppable cancer. Snake fought for his whole life for this species and what does he get in return? Newfags who fucking hate his song. This fucker had to fight multiple Metal Gears over his lifetime and he had to kill his only family, his father, Big Boss, and his brother, Liquid. He had accelerated aging programmed into his genes to prevent him from uprising against the people who were manipulating him his whole life, who were manipulating the whole world through their War Economy. It was no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. War, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war....becomes routine. Show this fucker some respect. And for all you youngfags who never played any MGS, the song is Love Theme from MGS4

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The ultimate summerfag chemo...

creating this thread...

...which is nothing more than 100 other threads tonight, only with an image made to go with it.

...which is nothing more than recycling something that's already not only "been done"...but is being done elsewhere.

The shocking thing isn't the 100+ "stopmusic" threads all night...it's how fucking many people don't use flashblocking plugins...

>2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008...etc...
>not using a flash block plugin for your browser
>wtf?

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Blaming moot because you let your friends in on /b/. And they did the same. Then some of the faggots they associated with didn't lurk either and decided it'd also be a good idea to talk about it on social news. "Rules 1 & 2 only apply to raidz guise!!1!eleven" Then all these fuckers decided we were activists and /b/ is on the news. Not that it hasn't had brief mentions in the past but /b/ and the new gen of fuckwits branding themselves as "anonymous" was steadily On. The. Fucking. News. Cue more interest, and from the kind of dipshits that still watch basic television no less... 'cause we sure needed those types of people here.

But sure, let's blame moot. Totally his fault. Fucking morons.
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i remember like it was yesterday, the day i visited /b/ the first time. that was nearly 8 years ago.
i was 11 when my father showed me his favourite web site. he showed me all the funny pics, of cats in weird poses and other shit. nearly everything was oc, golden times.
there wasnt such shit as gore or a lot of porn. but when there was, he just said "dont tell it mom"
when i asked him how long he browsed /b/ before and if /b/ did really change, he just laughed "boy, /b/ is always changing, /b/ is like life". however, he told me, that he was first time on /b/, when his father, my grandfather, showed him the website. he was as old as i was on my first visit and as old as his father, when his grandfather showed him /b/, that was back in the old days, the early 1920s i guess, when there was no internet and the pics of /b/ were still send on the postal way. however my great-grandfather is dead and my grandfather has alzheimers. everytime i try to ask him about the old days of /b/ he just tells me "to gtfo newfag"