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June 18, 2013

Snakes Cancer: Summerfag Chemo

Alright faggots. If you want to stop this music then you're the cancer Old Snake was talking about in MGS4. Face it, you are the unstoppable cancer. Snake fought for his whole life for this species and what does he get in return? Newfags who fucking hate his song. This fucker had to fight multiple Metal Gears over his lifetime and he had to kill his only family, his father, Big Boss, and his brother, Liquid. He had accelerated aging programmed into his genes to prevent him from uprising against the people who were manipulating him his whole life, who were manipulating the whole world through their War Economy. It was no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. War, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war....becomes routine. Show this fucker some respect. And for all you youngfags who never played any MGS, the song is Love Theme from MGS4

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The ultimate summerfag chemo...

creating this thread...

...which is nothing more than 100 other threads tonight, only with an image made to go with it.

...which is nothing more than recycling something that's already not only "been done"...but is being done elsewhere.

The shocking thing isn't the 100+ "stopmusic" threads all night...it's how fucking many people don't use flashblocking plugins...

>2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008...etc...
>not using a flash block plugin for your browser
>wtf?

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Blaming moot because you let your friends in on /b/. And they did the same. Then some of the faggots they associated with didn't lurk either and decided it'd also be a good idea to talk about it on social news. "Rules 1 & 2 only apply to raidz guise!!1!eleven" Then all these fuckers decided we were activists and /b/ is on the news. Not that it hasn't had brief mentions in the past but /b/ and the new gen of fuckwits branding themselves as "anonymous" was steadily On. The. Fucking. News. Cue more interest, and from the kind of dipshits that still watch basic television no less... 'cause we sure needed those types of people here.

But sure, let's blame moot. Totally his fault. Fucking morons.
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i remember like it was yesterday, the day i visited /b/ the first time. that was nearly 8 years ago.
i was 11 when my father showed me his favourite web site. he showed me all the funny pics, of cats in weird poses and other shit. nearly everything was oc, golden times.
there wasnt such shit as gore or a lot of porn. but when there was, he just said "dont tell it mom"
when i asked him how long he browsed /b/ before and if /b/ did really change, he just laughed "boy, /b/ is always changing, /b/ is like life". however, he told me, that he was first time on /b/, when his father, my grandfather, showed him the website. he was as old as i was on my first visit and as old as his father, when his grandfather showed him /b/, that was back in the old days, the early 1920s i guess, when there was no internet and the pics of /b/ were still send on the postal way. however my great-grandfather is dead and my grandfather has alzheimers. everytime i try to ask him about the old days of /b/ he just tells me "to gtfo newfag"

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