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January 29, 2013

Ontario Will Obey the 6 Genders

You will obey Kathleen Wynne. Remember that, as Dwight Duncan prepares his exit.

Lick the boots, of the one that stomps you. Next thing you know, you are smack dab in the center of The Rock vs Brock Lesnar when ever mark in the "universe" thought it was going to be once in a lifetime part 2.

Six. Once the number of the beast, but now the number of genders.

"But you dont get to choose what gender you are!" they'll cry.

Insist that they disrobe in order to bring the evil into the light.  While America cries over Rick Ross being gunned down on the highway, the coal power plants shut down while ever teenager dreams of being a Frank Ocean wannabe. No real skills, like the golf power of tiger woods or the buying power thanks to the shutting down of gas refinery. With the refineries off, the schools will continue to close and the Lakers will play their ball. 

Did you ever dream to see apple iOS 6.1 in your lifetime? These schools who didn't make the cut didnt. They will never have a Apple 7 in their computer labs to train the next wave of school shooters who would one day come back to have their way. These New York schools will never see it happen.

Annunciation, 
Holy Name of Jesus, 
St. James-St. Joseph, 
St. Jude and St. Agnes Boys High School.
Holy Name of Jesus in Valhalla,
Our Lady of Fatima in Scarsdale, 
St. Casimir in Yonkers, 
Our Lady of the Assumption in Peekskill,
St. Theresa in Briarcliff Manor, 
St. Joseph in Millbrook, 
St. Peter in Haverstraw, 
St. Joseph in Kingston,
St. Mary of the Snow in Saugerties,
Holy Spirit,
Our Lady of Angels,
Our Lady of Mercy, 
St. Jerome, Blessed Sacrament, 
St. Anthony and 
St. Mary Star of the Sea.

Goodnight, sweet princes. I hope you were archived and cataloged in each and every single way before you were either claimed by the storm or the machine.

January 23, 2013

"America is done because of the old white guys" - typical dems

Right....so if the republicans are the bad guys, the good guys, are the ones who endorse partial birth abortion, legal discrimination in the form of affirmative action, confiscating firearms from law abiding citizens, burdening our children by borrowing 40 cents of every dollar, taking US taxpayer dollars to build F-16s and then giving them to the Muslim Brotherhood, covering up the murder of an ambassador, using US taxpayer dollars to bailout the people responsible for our economic mess, using our money to invest in businesses against our will (when we don't even get to keep the return on the investments if they succeed, but if they fail we're responsible for dumping more money into them. See: Solyndra, GM, etc), and overseeing the confiscation of earned money by working employees and distributing said money amongst those who do not work. 

Yup, the GOP's the tyrannical ones. Cause oh noes, they won't let sodomites **** all over christian marriage and they won't let lazy, selfish women from aborting their unwanted mistakes. They won't keep borrowing from our children to pay for your food stamps. Not saying the GOP are flawless saints....far from it. In fact, I don't associate with them, but I agree with them more in principle. 

But it's time you guys looked in the mirror. Even if you agree with gay marriage, abortion, affirmative action, etc, half the stuff you bash the republicans for, the democrats did just as much. 

You bashed Bush for the Patriot Act. No one said anything when Obama renewed it.
You bashed Bush for invading Iraq. No one said anything when Obama invaded Libya.
You blamed Bush for annual deficits of several hundred billion dollars. But Obama having trillion dollar deficits is ok. 
We hated Bush for supporting NDAA. So did Obama.
We hated Bush for supporting drone strikes. So does Obama. 
We bashed Sarah Palin for saying she could see Alaska from her home. But Obama can visit all 57 states and no one notices. 
We hate on guns because they're dangerous and get people killed. Eric Holder gives a bunch of guns to mexican drug cartels, and we have no problem with it. 

I'm not the one pretending that I'm on one side and it's perfect. I'm trying to be objective. You people are all a bunch of easily manipulated sheep who have been told half the story, accept it, and pretend to know what you're talking about. Which is why I guarantee instead of an interesting debate, I guarantee instead I receive nothing but flames instead. Because liberals don't know how to argue. They want things their way, like selfish children. The government tells you what you want to hear, you buy it because the idealism gives you hope, and then when someone tells you why you're whole thought process is fundamentally flawed, you reject it like a stubborn adolescent. 

January 21, 2013

Banning the ponies

>ima say zapping proxy lists
>wuma banned out all of my lists that i got in the past 24 hours
>only 2 working proxies outta like 100

>There is a shortage of proxies at,. could you stop being a douche and posting with proxies on /q/ where you are obviously stirring shit.

>Which you will no doubt render useless with you spastic ways. You are a burden. You are making people so frustrated. I am aware that you are a mong with no grasp of other people and no-one elses needs of your own.

>every list i have gotten today and yesterday have been perma'd out by you
>geesh i cant find anything that works

>id poast here 24/7 if the lists i got had more than 2 proxies that worked on it~
>fresh off the press lists banned out within an hour or so always

>WuMA physically prevents people from posting by doing his inane, insane crusade on /q/

lawl. Thanks wuma, and good work mods.


Because our resident special ed student is in fact doing us a favor.

Also, it's pretty funny to see these guys complain about wuma being "selfish" and "making people frustrated" when that is what they do for a living.


As much as I'd like to hear this, I'd be $50 that this is them trying to ruse all of us.

Maybe not, though.


Where the fuck do they get so many proxies anyway? Do they pay for being able to shitpost?

>>384416
>!WuMA, who's a fucking minor.
Apparently he's in his early twenties, according to a random /b/read poster.

Anyway, the reasons supplied (see pastebin) are bullshit. In reality these circlejerks happen because their parents never got them out of the house to play with the neighbourhood kids when they were growing up. Or they just never socialized properly. Instead they have "internet friends", who aren't really friends at all; and because of the transient and emotionally unsatisfying nature of internet friendships, they need to keep recruiting ever more "friends" to try and staunch the gushing wound in their soul caused by loneliness.

So parents, make your kids go outside and play with other kids, otherwise they'll be circlejerking on /b/ until they're 30.


>>384429
Popular or not, circlejerkers seem to have taken "internet socializing" to the extreme, to the detriment of real life socializing.
I think that's why we've seen a real rise in this kind of behavior in the last few years. People age 25+ weren't weaned on "internet friends" since there wasn't steam, facebook, forums like 4chan, etc. when they were growing up. So they actually went outside once in a while.


>>384474
The sheer amount of dependency people's social lives have on the Internet these days kind of worries me.


>>384474
>to the detriment of real life socializing.
>assumptions

Either way it's not just socializing on the internet that has consumed many peoples social lives, you think anons here that complain about "circlejerks" live fulfilling lives? It's a problem with the internet, not a problem with socializing.

>>384478
They started out there I suppose, fucked if I know. A good chunk of them did move to a more appropriate site. I guess it's the same as asking people why they still browse /b/.

January 15, 2013

Americans betray God with their love of pork


Bacon is a sign of the nation's moral decay, and the ultimate symbol of being morbidly obese and just not giving a single fuck about it.


Mac & Cheese? Throw bacon on it.

Caramel apple? Throw bacon on it.


Salad? Throw bacon on it.

Ice Cream? Throw bacon on it.

America will burn because of bacon. I said it.

It's been said. Word is out. America will burn like Rome because of bacon.

January 13, 2013

Memorandums of the Enemy


We managed to get some moles deep within the enemy camp, but they are so gravely out numbered that if they were found out they would be swarmed and killed in seconds. Some minutes returned heavily reflect my disgust, while there is close to zero redeeming factors. I dare to say our double agents are being heavily influenced, i cant tell who's on whose side anymore. Transmission: out. Enjoy these messages from the darkness.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha HAAAAA

No more guns for you.

HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA

They're going to get taken away.

You can whine and bitch and moan about "liberals" and "guvment" and "The Bible" and how you can't even fuck your children anymore, but the federal government of the united states of america is going to take your guns away. And if you think "cold dead hands blah blah blah" then fine. They're going to go all Branch Davidian all over your stupid ass. Because no matter how many hillbilly republifucks you get together, we're gonna pull that bulldyke Janet Reno out of retirement, slap a hemlet on her and put her in the first tank that bulldozes your fucking house down. Because everyone knows if the government wants to come in, one way or another, they're coming in.

And they're gonna take away all your guns. In the end, you wont even have a slingshot you crosseyed hick inbred gun toting jesus-believing cocksucker.

And then it's off to re-education camp to beat that jesus bullshit out of you and 3 months of dick in your mouth and sensitivity training. Some of you will kill yourself but in the end WE STILL GET TO FUCK YOUR CORPSE.

So fuck you, Hannity-boy. Some poindexters mom is a gun nut, her kid blows little kids away, and thats the last fucking straw.

You

Guys

Are

Fucked.

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Cocaine and heroin are a public health problem, we should just go ahead and have the government ban those. That will eliminate the problem.

While we are at it, we should ban murder, too. And rape.

Why don't we just ban crazy people? Every month, you have to take a government issued crazy test. If you fail, we throw you in a wood chipper.

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The funny part is, Nancy Pelosi is smarter than you. By like, a huge stretch. Because you're a right wing dipshit. and all right wingers are retards. They can have a fucking Pretty High and Deep from Harvard or Yale or wherever, but in the end, they're a bunch of retards who think gods real and that trickle down economics works. thus, they're fucking retards.

And you're on 4chan "huuuurrr cold dead 2nd amendment libtard props rush derp derp derp" and your stupid, poor ass votes for them or you think to yourself "OH HEY FUCK GUVMENT RON PAUL 20WHATEVER!" and year after year you waste your vote, like a retard who votes for the green party. unless you're voting green to get laid by a hot hippy chick then thats ok.

Most cops never fire their guns so I guess they don't need guns either.

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You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible event like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you? This issue is very serious, yet crazy assfucks like you are throwing shit jokes about it. Sick fuck, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about situations like this? Let me tell you, you are fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now. You are such a disgusting bully. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you really find funny about it? Stupid fucker I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fuck. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about the attacks. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

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This is a pretty good way of putting it. Society rejects these people because they don't blend in well. It is no wonder that once in a while, society's rejects will fight back.

I can't tell you how many times I 'wished' people's heads off of their shoulders. Of course that's not nearly as effective and shooting people, but I was never that stupid or perhaps I was never pushed over the edge quite as far as this guy.

Whether we blend in well or not, we are ALL social creatures and we depend on the feeling of belonging and being accepted.

The next person you reject just may kill you or someone you love.

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While I'm sensitive to the fact that opinions are subjective to the beholder, it seems quite clear that guns are a straw man in this case, and many others. Yes, it made it easier for him, but it's completely evading the problem: the environment which allowed him to become so far gone. Even if he didn't have a gun, and he used some other method with a less satisfying result, or hell, if he didn't even manage to kill one other person, does that make it acceptable that his mind was warped so badly? If these sort of people weren't exposed to what they were, we wouldn't have to have these arguments about taking away our own freedoms because we can't be trusted. That being said, in the extreme the argument is: Well, why can't we just buy rocket launchers from wal-mart without a license? As usual, we as a race try to simplify issues that can't be reduced to a yes or no. There's a middleground and multiple angles in almost every situation ever to come about; the universe simply isn't cut out for black-and-white solutions.

tl;dr fuck y'all who think you have clearly defined answers to issues

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You want to know why. This may sound cynical, but here's why.
It's because of the way the media reports it. Flip on the news and watch how we treat the Batman theater shooter and the Oregon mall shooter like celebrities. Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris are household names, but do you know the name of a single victim of Columbine? Disturbed people who would otherwise just off themselves in their basements see the news and want to top it by doing something worse, and going out in a memorable way. Why a grade school? Why children? Because he'll be remembered as a horrible monster, instead of a sad nobody.

CNN's article says that if the body count "holds up", this will rank as the second deadliest shooting behind Virginia Tech, as if statistics somehow make one shooting worse than another. Then they post a video interview of third-graders for all the details of what they saw and heard while the shootings were happening. Fox News has plastered the killer's face on all their reports for hours. Any articles or news stories yet that focus on the victims and ignore the killer's identity? None that I've seen yet. Because they don't sell. So congratulations, sensationalist media, you've just lit the fire for someone to top this and knock off a day care center or a maternity ward next.

You can help by forgetting you ever read this man's name, and remembering the name of at least one victim. You can help by donating to mental health research instead of pointing to gun control as the problem. You can help by turning off the news...

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I just reported this shitty fucking post, which is kind of funny, since I am a janitor. That's right ass hole. I don't need to report shit, but I thought I would in this case just so you know how bad you fucked up.

As a janitor, a user of elevated privilege, I actually have a special report interface that patches me directly to Moot. so he will be here soon to ban your ass. That's right, Moot and I are good friends so he regularly bans the fuckheads that I run across on 4chan. He also gave me access to the mysql database on the server so I can see every post you've ever made - and man, you posted a lot of fucking shit. I am actually going to report your IP to the feds, no joke, there is some seriously illegal shit in these log files which are currently up on my screen.

U picked the wrong board to shitpost on mother fucker. this is the end of you.

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Young kid, could have been bullied at school. Would have resulted in him feeling upset and alone, his mother always busy with the kids she taught at school to really notice her own sons problems (at least in his eyes). This turned into frustration which eventually evolved into anger and the rest is history. His dad was just another obstacle. It's a commonly known fact that boys are always closer to their mothers. Especially betas like this.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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i dont see why the fuck i should give a shit about this when hundreds of kids are killed overseas by american troops daily.

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You people always cite GUN VIOLENCE

You have half the GUN VIOLENCE we have an technically 0 private citizens own them. 80% of people in the US are gun owners, And we only have twice the gun violence you have per capita?
But your knife and blunt object violence skyrocketed? Wow, it's not like it's a known fact that humans are more likely to actually attack when they've got a knife rather than with a gun. The consequences seem lower with a knife, so people tend to actually use it.

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Why is it okay for the military to have guns but not the civilians??

Why is it justifiable to send drones in neighboring countries to bomb them?

I'll accept the banning of guns once the military decides to do the same... oh wait... that wouldn't make sense now would it? If people think violence will drop if the banning succeeds.... what makes people think taking away weapons for the military would prevent wars?

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You're right and I agree. Sick of years of this gun shit. Several people; NRA/"Don't Tread On Me" types get shot at the local shooting range ever year where I live. One short dick glares at another short dick, they puff-up their titties and next thing you know BANG. Dead dumbass. Or one of the idiots finally hit the paper target and spins around with gun in hand, finger on trigger and BANG! Some other dumb bastard takes a bullet in the brain. And if that was all that happened I'd see it as a self cure and wouldn't care. But then eventually there's a mass murder, or some kid is playing his music loud at the 7/11 and some puny-dick shoots him...time for all guns to go.

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Yes, because those shitty locks on gun safes can't be picked with a paper clip.

You dips just want to have guns. It makes you feel like a big man and a tough guy and powerful and the idea of someone taking that away from you makes you think it's going to lead back to you dressing in your moms clothes again and getting fucked with her strap on. and it will. even if she's dead, she's going to come back to life and fuck you up the ass with her strapon again when they take your guns away.

because gun owners are a bunch of sissy boys and bulldykes.

But if only the shooters mom was a gun owner, or was allowed to conceal carry, she might have been alive today.

and jesus, and the bible and not with my tax dollars and its a child not a choice.

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you really think people are gonna load all there guns in there cars and drive them down to there local sheriff for disposal? shit wont get banned, just another retarded 'assault weapons ban' that wont do shit and will get repealed in 8 years.
millions are guns are already here, aint shit anyone can do about it.

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A 1997 high school shooting in Pearl, Miss., was halted by the school's vice principal after he retrieved the Colt .45 he kept in his truck.

*A 1998 middle school shooting ended when a man living next door heard gunfire and apprehended the shooter with his shotgun.

*A 2002 terrorist attack at an Israeli school was quickly stopped by an armed teacher and a school guard.

*A 2002 law school shooting in Grundy, Va., came to an abrupt conclusion when students carrying firearms confronted the shooter.

*A 2007 mall shooting in Salt Lake City, Utah, ended when an armed off-duty police officer intervened.
A 2009 workplace shooting in Houston, Texas, was halted by two coworkers who carried concealed handguns.

*A 2012 church shooting in Aurora, Colo., was stopped by a member of the congregation carrying a gun.

*At the recent mall shooting in Portland, Ore., the gunman took his own life minutes after being confronted by a shopper carrying a concealed weapon.

Then there’s the argument that the gun makes confrontations lethal that otherwise would only result in injury. This argument is fallacious in several ways. Without guns involved, confrontations are won by the physically superior party inflicting overwhelming injury on the loser. People who think that fists, bats, sticks, or stones don’t constitute lethal force watch too much TV, where people take beatings and come out of it with a bloody lip at worst. The fact that the gun makes lethal force easier works solely in favor of the weaker defender, not the stronger attacker. If both are armed, the field is level. The gun is the only weapon that’s as lethal in the hands of an octogenarian as it is in the hands of a weightlifter. It simply wouldn’t work as well as a force equalizer if it wasn’t both lethal and easily employable.

When I carry a gun, I don’t do so because I am looking for a fight, but because I’m looking to be left alone. The gun at my side means that I cannot be forced, only persuaded. I don’t carry it because I’m afraid, but because it enables me to be unafraid. It doesn’t limit the actions of those who would interact with me through reason, only the actions of those who would do so by force. It removes force from the equation…and that’s why carrying a gun is a civilized act.

Why carrying a firearm is civilized.

Human beings only have two ways to deal with one another: reason and force. If you want me to do something for you, you have a choice of either convincing me via argument, or force me to do your bidding under threat of force. Every human interaction falls into one of those two categories, without exception. Reason or force, that’s it.

In a truly moral and civilized society, people exclusively interact through persuasion. Force has no place as a valid method of social interaction, and the only thing that removes force from the menu is the personal firearm, as paradoxical as it may sound to some.

When I carry a gun, you cannot deal with me by force. You have to use reason and try to persuade me, because I have a way to negate your threat or employment of force. The gun is the only personal weapon that puts a 100-pound woman on equal footing with a 220-pound mugger, a 75-year old retiree on equal footing with a 19-year old gangbanger, and a single gay guy on equal footing with a carload of drunk guys with baseball bats. The gun removes the disparity in physical strength, size, or numbers between a potential attacker and a defender.

There are plenty of people who consider the gun as the source of bad force equations. These are the people who think that we’d be more civilized if all guns were removed from society, because a firearm makes it easier for a mugger to do his job. That, of course, is only true if the mugger’s potential victims are mostly disarmed either by choice or by legislative fiat–it has no validity when most of a mugger’s potential marks are armed. People who argue for the banning of arms ask for automatic rule by the young, the strong, and the many, and that’s the exact opposite of a civilized society. A mugger, even an armed one, can only make a successful living in a society where the state has granted him a force monopoly.

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of course it makes them act aggressively because its monkey see, monkey do..i almost want to call it
behavioral placement.

want to start off by saying the kids today are graphically spoiled..there was no slow build up, it wasnt given to them in increments.....i started gaming before i could read at 5 on my nes and sega genesis and if they want to change the way game developers do thing, i dont know how its going to work because the next generation of people making games I THINK have a obligation to top what there was before..in at least gameplay sake, and if anybody makes us change the way we make games its going to stop us from being able to do that .. the demand will always be there

great topic, love your show

what sounds crazy because you have been domesticated IS america

January 12, 2013

Drones Over America

Lock your doors, and load your guns. The police cannot protect you in person anymore.

Now, everything is done with the drones. Let me set the stage for you. 

Beautiful Tuesday afternoon, not a cloud in the sky, and two young men ages 16 are out playing hooky for the day. Such a amazing day, that the children themselves even recognize is better spent outside rather then in the prequel to the prison system. But there lies a problem. High in the sky, they don't even realize that have been followed all day by a AAI Pioneer UAV.

All movements for that afternoon were traced and tracked, even that blunt Tommy and Timmy smoked while they walked down the train tracks to the local arcade that morning.

It's the afternoon now, and the boys are enjoying a baseball game at a Major League stadium , until............

"WHERE DID YOU GET THE DRUGS!?" one TSA officer screamed at Timmy who was just previously enjoying the 7th inning of a major league game. "I KNOW YOU AND YOUR FRIEND HAVE THE DRUGS! WHERE ARE THEY!?" The agents continue to scream.

"The weed is gone!" Tommy screams, but it's not enough. Out of the corner of his eye, he can see one of the TSA goons ramming his best friends skull into the railings of the upper deck. "Please!" Tommy begs. "You are hurting him!" 

But its too late, they discard Timmy's corpse over the railing into the empty stands below and move in on Tommy.

"You are coming with us," one TSA manager says "you are coming to the cavity search area....we are going to find the roach to that blunt once and for all."

Interrupted by a home run flying above their heads, Tommy catches a glimpse of his friend laying in a pool of blood below from falling over 50 feet and smashing into the concrete and chairs below.

"I cant believe all this, because we broke the rules............I thought this was America?" Timmy sighs lightly as he tries he best not to sob over the land his forefathers died for.

"Shutup!" snarls one of the TSA goons. "It is you little punk! This is the NEW America!"

And just like that, Tommy disappeared into the interrogation room to never be heard from again. The video of him and his friend from that day were deleted, and the remains of both of them were destroyed.

Their parents were notified via text message over their Obama phones, and were promised that "drones in American airspace will constantly be looking for traces of them." giving false hope to the parents that maybe their kids were still alive....but little did they know, killed by their own predatory government, and the worse part is....that they were next.

January 3, 2013

I am, the one.


Name: not important.
Demographic: white male twenty-something.
Location: deep within FEMA regions two and five.

In my lab, under the cover of darkness...I lye in wait. Waiting for my perfect opportunity to attack the minds of men and wake up humanity to my way of life.

Freedom, liberty, justice...all things LOST to our enemies within our society.

Who is the enemy? It is probably you.

Returning veterans and gun owners; you think would be my allies, but they most likely have already been compromised.

All year, through 2012, the "chatter" all over the place about the upcoming "X-flares" or solar flares is just cover for the upcoming EMP that will strike the heart of our Beautiful America.

I say ours, because that what it is....ours.

Once the EMP strikes frying all the electronics, my communication with you will be halted immediately unless my Faraday cages prove to be a success.

But knowing this predatory government, they will make the Faraday boxes illegal for one strange reason or another to ensure everybody is just as lost as them.

I hope you standby and enjoy my upcoming text transmissions. Although we are circling the drain, there is still hope for us........that is of course, if i dont decide to pull the plug at the last minute. Because as much as I want to see humanity thrive and colonize the depths of space, i also would love too see the whitehouse and everybody in it burn down to the ground. I want too see the powers that be launch a hellfire missile at the Canadian Parliament buildings in a rage of psychosis brought on by the generational congenital syphilis.