Americans betray God with their love of pork

Bacon is a sign of the nation's moral decay, and the ultimate symbol of being morbidly obese and just not giving a single fuck about it.


Mac & Cheese? Throw bacon on it.

Caramel apple? Throw bacon on it.


Salad? Throw bacon on it.

Ice Cream? Throw bacon on it.

America will burn because of bacon. I said it.

It's been said. Word is out. America will burn like Rome because of bacon.