It's 3 in the morning, you can hear Ash and Misty going at it in the next tent over, you look to your own pitched tent in sorrow.
"I've failed you once again Onix." you say as Misty's moans fill the forest.
You quietly cry to yourself for a few minutes as Ash makes Misty orgasm for the fifth time tonight, you counted, you always count.
"What does he have that I don't? Is it Pikachu? Man fuck Pikachu. stupid rat fuck."
you toss and turn as Ash and Misty take a quick break.
"No Brock, no more crying. Tonight's the night."
What do you do?
A) Steal Pikachu, if it gets Ash laid, it can get you laid
B) Ask Ash if you can join in, you've been bros for years now
C) Kill Ash and Misty, they're sexing just to taunt you
D) Rape Misty
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