You will never become the high school quarterback and win the big game.
You will never beat up nerds and give them wedgies.
You will never have a cheerleader girlfriend and make out with her under the bleachers.
You will never have sex with her in your car in a drive-in theatre or on top of a cliff overlooking the city.
You will never go to prom.
You will never go to a prestigious college where you join a fraternity and do nothing but get drunk and have orgies with dozens of hot sorority girls.
No comments:
Post a Comment
Comments and Replies